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More on Quality Streams to Fish
As my mother said, there are plenty of fish in the sea. And there are tons of available men out there. However, you won’t have much in common with a lot of them. The interesting ones you can lure are … Continue reading
Quality Streams
Finding trout is the most important key in catching them. Consistently finding trout means understanding how the trout themselves behave, how they interact with their stream environment, and how they interact with – or, more properly, react to – fishermen. … Continue reading
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Where and When to Fish
If you want to catch a trout, don’t fish in a herring barrel. Jewish Grandmother Proverb What was wrong with the picture in the previous post? In fishing terms, the anglers at the dance are going for quantity over quality … Continue reading
Conversational Lures
When you can catch a trout’s eye by catching his ear, you are a good conversationalist. Being a good conversationalist is more than expressing yourself verbally, it’s being able to listen well. If you’re shy and uncomfortable about speaking up, … Continue reading
Live Bait
Using live bait in fishing often improves the chances of landing a catch. This is also true in trouser trout angling. Dogs are one of the best types of live bait for attracting the attention of a potential lunker. When … Continue reading
Synthetic Lures
One advantage modern trouser trout anglers have over our predecessors is synthetic materials – plastics and plastic surgery. Artificial enhancements can provide hefty breasts, a trim tummy and a curvy tush by bodily carving or implanting those attractors that previous … Continue reading
Lingerie Lures
We’re back from summer vacation! Let’s continue on with the wide variety of lures for attracting trouser trout. When fishing for trout, you may endure certain discomforts, such as mosquitoes, sunburn, wet clothes, cold hands and feet. Similarly, when angling … Continue reading
Rep. Weiner No Keeper Says Trouser Trout Author
The Twitter shenanigans of Rep. Anthony Weiner mark him as an “Eel,” a slippery fellow with questionable morals, according to Gail Rubin, author of A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout: Reflections on Dating and Fly-Fishing. “Eels slither out of … Continue reading
Bottom Feeders, Eels, Piranhas, and Lampreys
Other Fish in the Sea are guys who make women’s lives miserable. They are NOT our good guy trouser trout. These toss-back candidates include: Bottom Feeders (abusers) Detestable fellows who give men a bad reputation, including pedophiles, pornographers, child molesters, … Continue reading
Inspirational Scenery and Trouser Trout Angling
One of the best things about angling is getting outdoors into some truly spectacular sites in nature. The sound of moving water, the glint of sunlight, the soothing balm of green trees and grass is all part of trout fishing’s … Continue reading