Other Fish in the Sea are guys who make women’s lives miserable. They are NOT our good guy trouser trout. These toss-back candidates include:
Bottom Feeders (abusers)
Detestable fellows who give men a bad reputation, including pedophiles, pornographers, child molesters, rapists, and SOB’s who beat women “because they deserve it.” They may be alcoholic or have been abused as children, but that’s no excuse for treating women and children badly. Also known as schmucks (Yiddish), bastards, lowlifes, pricks, creeps.
Eels (slippery smoothies)
Slippery fellows with questionable morals, eels slither out of their commitments, philander on their wives, lie shamelessly, and usually get away with it. They say they’ll call, then don’t. They’ll gloss over your concerns with smooth talk, but their actions reveal their true selves.
Piranhas and Lampreys (predators)
These predators are guys who take advantage of women emotionally, economically, physically, and psychologically. Piranhas are aggressive hit-and-run fish who pounce quickly and go zipping off into the night. Lampreys attach themselves to women and feed off them for as long as they can.
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